Fun Stuff from Adventures Abroad

Just imagine that you were faced with the hardest language course ever. In German, of course. Just imagine it.
Not the most pleasing prospect!
But, what if, and I'm not lying, what if there were something fun about it? Some sort of hilarious stories that completely make a difference to the boring language courses we all know about?
That's it, you've certainly hit the nail on the head.
During my third time in Germany, precisely in Munich, this summer, I was able to witness the best and the worst of mankind. Believe me or not, this went further than expected. I was able to see how mankind deteriorates and reaches its lowest point... For good. XD
There was this one time when I was in this Biergarten (literally, beer garden) in Marienplatz, which is, by the way, the city centre. Students were allowed to drink, but just a bit, so as to avoid... well, you know. The question is: how many people complied? The answer: none, not even the teachers. But as for me. I wanted to be sober so as to see as much as I could and be able to laugh at others. Suddenly, while I was talking to one of the teachers, my Bulgarian friend Kamen, who was a bit tipsy, asked me: "D-d-d-Do you know where Mehmet is?". Mehmet was this Turkish guy who, well, really liked having a good time without thinking of the consequences. I answered that I didn't. He just said: "Oh well, he's disappeared, and you're the only one sober enough to find him".
I didn't like the idea. But I did it. After tracking him down, we found him lying on the ground, leaning against a tree, legless and seemingly asleep. He couldn't even walk on his own! So we had to help him out, so that he didn't get caught. To do so, Kamen convinced me to distract the teachers while Mehmet was concealed. Funnily enough, we didn't get caught, however, when he came into the classroom at 10 o'clock the day after, there was no doubt that he had gone a bit over the top!
There was also this time when a guy tried to... seduce a friend while she was drunk, however, I won't tell this tale.

Yet.